Monday, July 30, 2007



The days have their own rhythm here. They are divided into two distinct parts: 9 to 12 and 2 to 8Pm. Yes, everything still closes for the sainted lunch period. Even here on our little hill, everything is quiet except the clanking of cutlery on plates. My little family has not quite gotten the hang of it yet. We get up early, work through lunch and start feasting on cheese and bread by 6Pm. Quelle travesty. I will try, I promise, to do better in the next few days, but I cannot see taking the time to make a four course lunch in the middle of the day when I could be painting shutters. My New York attitude is still coming through, but then it has not been a week yet. Give me time.
If one wants to get anything accomplished, one better gets up early here. Because stores also close at lunch. So either you get going early or you wait till two. In that spirit, Husband and I left for Clermont, the bigger city, by 8 yesterday morning. It had been raining through the night and fog clung to the hills. Our quest was to buy building materials so that we can start working on a funky room in the house. It used to be a kitchen when my parents bought the house. Now it serves a s a television room ( though we have not even connected it yet.) During the year, our plump little plumber drilled channels into the granite walls to hide the copper pipes. Mr, Chataing came by yesterday to take a look at our water heater which is providing us with hot water but which is spewing water from the pressure valve. No fear. Mr. Chataign is on the job. Which led my french neighbor to declare that she has been waiting for one year to have him come back to hook up a sink. I don't know. I guess Mr. Plumber likes me. I also send Christmas cards to his wife and bring little presents for the grand-children. I know how to treat my most -important Auvergnats well. Without them we would be sitting here without water or electricity. And that would be hell, I tell you.
The above pictures were taken yesterday on our way back up to Pissis from Clermont.

Friday, July 27, 2007








We arrived yesterday morning in Paris. By the time we got the car, loaded all of our suitcases and filled up the tank for $ 80, we were on our way. This is were we were headed: If you look at a map of France and find Paris, move your finger down to the middle of France. You will find a big city named Clermont-Ferrand. Now this is were it gets tricky. You need a more magnified map. Try to find a place called Sauxillanges. Good. You are almost there. From there, a few miles, the road curves and winds itself around steep hills until you get to our little hamlet.

The sun is shining, the neighbors all welcomed us by telling by giving us big affectionate kisses on our cheeks, and we have arrived home.
Today clean-up starts. We are declaring war on spiders...
Pictures are of our little farm house. Or as my husband likes to say, our "Shackeau." More tomorrow.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007









By the time you read this today, I may already be on my way to the airport. Yes, I am leaving Brooklyn behind for exactly 5 weeks. I know! Isn't it decadent to take so much vacation? But you will never believe if I tell you the truth. I have to take a vacation in France. See! You don't believe me, right?
The reason for the trip is simple. Since 1971, my parents have owned a stone farmhouse right in the center of France, four hours south of Paris. Every year since, they spent four summer weeks there. That is unti 2003. That is the year when my mother became gravely ill en route to this, her favorite place on earth. She never saw her beloved house again. Four months and five operations later, she passed away in a French hospital. She was unconscious for most of those long months. One of the last sentences she whispered to my father was: " Take me to my house and I promise you I will get better in a few days." After she had passed, my father, sister and I scattered her ashes under her beloved linden tree in the courtyard of the house.
Since then, my little family has made the trip to France every year determined to keep the place for future generations. We have started to make the place our own while keeping "Oma's" spirit alive. I think she would have been proud of us. And happy that we are keeping her memory alive for her grand-children. Now do you understand why I have to go?
The house is in one of the most beautiful areas of France, one that has not yet been discovered by too many tourists, though the Dutch seem to have developed quite an affection for it. The area is called the Auvergne. Yes, the Bleu D'Auvergne, Michelin tires as well as Volvic water come from there.
It is a rugged, volcanic area that is so lush that it resembles Ireland, except with better food and more spectacular mountains. The landscape is breathtaking. Curvy roads wind their way through beautiful valleys. They lead through small century old villages with beautiful stone houses, and right out again through fields of wheat and sunflowers. It is a magical place.
So by Thursday morning, I will be in Paris and by nightfall, I will have reached my mother's house.
I will continue to blog from there, posting about my summer life in the remotest of French villages. So keep on checking in. Pardon Me For Asking will just have a French twist for five weeks. And don't think for a minute that I will be forgetting DeBlasio, Scarano and Carroll Gardens. You can be assured that I will keep an eye on my adopted neighborhood. I may be far from the hood, but I have internet. So I will be watching and blogging with a wineglass in my hand. À bientôt!

For all my local Carroll Gardens Readers, here is a quick update from Triada over at C.O.R.D.
It is still unclear to most residents here what the buildings department has already approved or will approve, what the place will look like and if Bill deBlasio is going to be able to stop architect Robert Scarano. Not that it matters much since the project can go on without Scarano. If I hear more, I will let you know.



FROM THE PEOPLE AT C.O.R.D.
Re Meeting : Town Hall Meeting Event with Councilman deBlasio/CORD

Hello from Cord!
Last week we told our readers/signers to STAY TUNED! for the Great Town Hall Event with Councilman Bill deBlasio to happen this week to discuss
1) 360 Smith street
2) Our CG CORD petition calling for a moratorium and
3) Carroll Gardens re-zoning and/or landmarking options and timetables

A few CORD members visited Mr. deBlasio today at his Open House from 4-7 PM at his office.
We discussed all of the above points and received the following answers from the Councilman and his Assistant, Tom Gray:

1) The Town Hall Event which will focus on re-zoning and/or landmarking will be held after Labor Day on an unspecified date.

2) The permits on 360 Smith Street are NOT imminent, according to the Councilman, and the approval process at the DOB for 360 Smith Street has been slowed down due to the recent investigations into the architect, Mr. Robert Scarano, according to Mr. deBlasio. In the meantime, CORD has noticed SEVERAL strange discrepancies on the paperwork at the DOB already! Mr. deBlasio did not comment on these discrepancies.

3) A smaller meeting to discuss 360 Smith Street will be held sooner than the Town Hall meeting. The developer, Mr. Billy Stein, has not offered, however, to attend any meetings, to date, with the ACTUAL building plans in hand, even though approvals for these plans have been issued by the DOB, and even though this information is supposedly "public" at this stage in the process.

CORD is suggesting our members call Mr. deBlasio's office to persist in asking more questions and getting even more answers! The Borough of Brooklyn is our home, after all, and the Councilman is supposed to be there to help us constituents, is he not?

Monday, July 23, 2007


There are insults and the there are insults. I would love to have the quick mind it would take to come up with a really stinging and clever one. Most of the time I only think about a cutting retort long after the conversation. I guess I could memorize some from the list below. I think they would come in handy.

When Insults Had Class


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with
great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." -- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
bring a friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to
Winston Churchill...followed by

Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will
attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address
on it?" -- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." --
Oscar Wilde

Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party,
"Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"

Winston replied, "Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!".



I just read a little article by The Brooklyn Paper's reporter Ariella Cohen entitled: CRYING IN THEIR BEER IN RED HOOK. It sure seems that businesses in Red Hook are having a tough time making a go of it. Some of the more established places are closing one by one. Too bad! I was hoping that some of the Brooklyn "tourists" and night revelers would make the trip over the Gowanus Expressway instead of congesting Smith Street every week-end evening. But Red Hook's lack of public transportation is a big drawback.
So instead, the F Train stations at Carroll and Bergen spew out wide-eyed hipsters from god-knows-where, eager to pay Manhattan prices for a meal and a drink.
Smith Street is still buzzing, especially last week-end when the sun was shining and there was no trace of humidity. But the formerly sleepy street, turned hip Restaurant-Row (phrase coined by real-estate developers) is not so hip any more. Due to greedy landlords, the first wave of little restaurants have closed and have been replaced by restaurateurs with deeper pockets as well as by national chains. American Apparel, Lucky Jeans, Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks are the big players now. Sure there are still some really cute boutiques along the street, but I always wonder how many $ 125 pillows and $30 candles they have to sell each week to cover the rent. What I believe we are seeing is the first wave of leases coming up for renewal . Ten years ago, Smith Street landlords were glad to get a paying commercial tenant to sign a lease. Now, they have smelled the money and are hiking up the rents. Some of these smaller restaurants will no doubt have a tough time coming up with the extra rent, even if they cram an additional 10 tables into their ( mostly illegal) back yards.
I have been living around the corner from Smith for 22 years. What has been happening over the last 10 years has been disheartening to say the very least. What started with wonderful businesses such as Marquet Pastries and The Refinery, two of the truly first pioneers on the street, quickly turned into a circus. And now, Smith's over-crowded sidewalks, drunk patrons bar-hopping as though they were on Bourbon Street is now being re-incarnated as a strip mall for big chains. Not good.
So is Smith Street passé? I would say it is well on its way. Manhattanites will no longer make the trip to Cool Smith if they find the same stores and eating-places as in their nabes. Maybe then, things will normalize and residents will get some peace and quiet. Now that would be a welcome development.

Sunday, July 22, 2007





The official bird for New York State is the Bluebird. Here in New York City, I can't quite believe that. Pigeons are so much a part of New York City's landscape that we should just declare it our official bird. Some think they are cute, some others shudder when they see them. A friend of mine calls them "rats with wings." I guess that is a very apt description.
If it is true that in this city, there is one rat for every inhabitant, the ratio of pigeons to city dweller may not be far behind. Homeowners here in Brooklyn spend quite a tidy sum of money trying to keep these feathered foes from nesting in cornices and under window air conditioners. Many a building has been defaced and the only solution has been to put up these ugly little spikes around any horizontal surface of one's house. There is a brownstone at the end of my block that has these little spiky things all over it, along the cornice, over all the window brows and even over the entry way.
It looks so ugly especially when autumn leaves and stray paper get impaled on the spikes. All of this just to keep these birds away. I guess if I lived in Venice, I would find them romantic, but here in Brooklyn, they just spook me out.

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Friday, July 20, 2007


This little blog of mine has been hopping in the last few days. Foremost on everybody's mind here in Carroll Gardens is of course the shameless development that is going on on most of our residential streets. Though 360 Smith Street is the most attention grabbing construction project, the neighbors at 333 Carroll Street are still waiting to get some resolution. In the meantime they are staring at the ugly steel frame atop the building. Just check out the comments left on this post.
Most of the anger in this community seems to be directed at Bill de Blasio, our councilman who has held two press conferences against architect Scarano, but has yet to help Carroll Gardens to down zone.
Below is an interesting timetable sent to me anonymously by a reader concerning the 360 Smith construction. Very interesting!



360 Smith Time Table
Memorial Day weekend:
CG residents find out about plan to develop 360 Smith Street entirely by
accident! Residents respond with anger and outrage and begin writing to Bob Guskind at Gowanus Lounge. (GL posts the pics of the Heavy Metal Building to which so many respond with anger)

june 6

deBalsio anti scarano rally #1

DeBlasio (probably a GL reader himself) injects himself (!) into the middle
of this growing sentiment by calling for a rally! against the architect!
protesting "illegal construction" and calling for the state to take Mr.
Scarano's architecture license (see Gowanus Lounge and Curbed)

june 11
CGNA meeting and more anti Scarano rhetoric from Mr. deB (#2)
From Gowanus Lounge "New Shots Fired....."
This is a political question...I called the rally because we thought we had
an opportunity to change things. "
Mr. de Blasio suggested that residents continue organizing and offered to
develop an action plan of e-mail and letter-writing, rallies and an online
petition. "We need to take the power into our own hands," he said. He also
demanded the removal of Mr. Scarano from the project. "He is someone who has
routinely violated zoning, has unsafe construction sites and has violated
Stop Work Ordered," he said. "To me, [the developer] can not bring Scarano
into the project. Scarano is a proven bad actor." Mr. de Blasio said the
community has "a chance to end the Curse of Scarano."
(Public was divided over Bill's motives/intent/honesty/etc)

June 28 360 Smith Street building APPROVALS! from the DOB with Robert
Scarano's name on them! (#3) New public outrage towards deBlasio ...letters
sent to DOB/DeBlasio etc

July 16
DE BLASIO CALLS ON DEPARTMENT OF BUILDINGS TO STOP WORK ON ALL SCARANO
PROJECTS (#4)
Result? Too late!!
DOB SAYS: 360 Smith street approvals were already granted on 6/28!!

QUESTION: Why didn't Bill call the DOB on June 6? right after the rally???
Why wait til mid July when its too late?

Wednesday, July 18, 2007



Councilman Bill DeBlasio is on overdrive in his district. First, we never saw or heard from him, now he is EVERYWHERE. Could it be that he just remembered that he needs votes if he wants to become Brooklyn Borough Prez?
The invite below extended to the community came through an email from the Carroll Gardens Neighborhood Association. In response, a reader shot off this email:

Bill de Blasio, everybody's favorite beamish boy, needs to sort out his
loyalties about the Atlantic Yards before he starts hustling cash around
here. He does not need a town hall meeting for that, just a published
statement.



Bill Sponsors Open House in Brooklyn
Dear Friends,

Please join us next Tuesday, July 24th for Councilmember Bill de Blasio's Open House.
The event which is being sponsored by Friends of FireFighters will be held from 3pm-7pm.
Come speak to Bill, his staff and talk to caseworkers that will be able to help you with your questions and concerns.
Complimentary refreshments will be provided by Friends of Firefighters.
When: Tuesday, July 24, 2007 3PM-7PM
Where: Bill de Blasio's district office, 2907

Ft. Hamilton Parkway (F train to Ft. Hamilton Parkway)



How cool is this? After my entry on Bastille Day last week-end, someone posted a link to a pétanque or boule blog. Who knew that there were so many boule aficionados in Brooklyn. The blog is called Brooklyn Boule:
They play in McCarren Park, Williamsburg, Greenpoint and other Brooklyn neighborhoods.

So I was thinking: How about trying to get something going in Carroll Park, here in Carroll Gardens? For decades, Italian residents have been playing Bocce in one of two courts in the park. It is one of the most wonderful things about this neighborhood. Just recently, a group of young architects has formed its own little league and is sharing the bocce court with the old-timers.
But there is a lower court in the center area of the park, close to the monument. Long neglected, the Committee To Improve Carroll Park, of which I am a member, has filled this second court up with sand and it is ready to play on. Now wouldn't it be great to get a Pétanque league going? Bocce vs. Pétanque? Right here in Carroll Gardens? Maybe the Italian and French restaurants along Smith Street could sponsor a tournament.
Now that would be something.
If anyone else loves the idea and would like to organize or help put together such an event, you can leave a comment or email friendsofcarrollpark@yahoo.com.


Tuesday, July 17, 2007


Now that New York City's Mayor Bloomberg's attempts to impose congestion pricing for Manhattan, I have a new challenge for him and for all New Yorkers. Stop sipping out of those wasteful little water bottles. Firstly, they make even the most mucho man look like a baby suckling from his bottle, secondly, they are so not environmentally correct. Bloomberg should take note:
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has banned bottled water for all city employees when tap water is available. Cost saving measures are one reason. The City could save a whopping $ 500,000. "In San Francisco, for the price of one 1 gallon of bottled water, local residents can purchase 1,000 gallons of tap water" Newsom stated. Environmental costs and concerns are another reason to move forward with the ban. It simply takes too much oil to make the bottles, transport them and recycling them.
Great move. I have wanted to post the article below since December. Now it seems very timely. so read it and next time you stop at the deli to buy a bottle of aqua, just find a water drinking fountain instead.

The Conscientious Objector
Project Secret Green Army: Put Down That Fucking Bottle By Amanda Park Taylor

Well over a billion people on this planet lack access to safe water. YOU are not one of them: New York City has some of the best water in this country, and this country has some of the best and safest and cleanest water in the world. So why are you spending your hard-earned money on something you can get for free (or damn close)? That’s easy: massive international beverage companies want you to.
Bottled water has one of the highest profit margins of any food product — that Starbucks coffee you drop four dollars on may cost the company 25 cents, while that bottle of water you just spent $2.50 on only cost Poland Spring, aka, Nestle, five cents. Americans drop a stupendous $10,000 every minute for the privilege of getting their water wrapped in plastic, and that adds up to billions of dollars every year.
Yes, you counter, but my special bottled water is so much better than the stuff that comes out of the tap. Maybe, but not likely: more than 25 percent of all bottled water is merely municipal water (that means tap water). Sometimes that municipal water is filtered or distilled, sometimes it isn’t. There is “spring” water, but that, and all the other kinds of non-municipal water, is actually less likely to be safe than what comes gushing from your faucets. City water, from any American city, is rigorously tested for contaminants in a way that bottled water needn’t be. E. Coli and fecal coliform bacteria are strictly verboten in city water, but if a few happen to swim into your “spring” water, well, no biggie, right?
To Continue reading:
Put Down That Fucking Bottle

Monday, July 16, 2007



What are you doing at 11 Am today? Well, if you are not doing anything, Bill de Blasio would like you to join him once again to protest Robert Scarano, the " I know it's illegal, but I will do it anyway" architect whose firm has designed a Communist era apartment building which will be going up at 360 Smith Street right in my neighborhood.
This is the second time that Bill De Blasio is organizing such a demonstration/photo op. The first time was back in June when he held a news conference in front of 360 Smith.
Back then, Carroll Gardeners were thankful and hopeful that De Blasio was actually going to help save the neighborhood by actively pushing to get Carroll Gardens down zoned. It did not take long for residents to become suspicious about why De Blasio is putting so much effort into going after the architect instead of actively working on protecting Carroll Gardens from further development. Even the incredibly dedicated people at C.O.R.D. have figured out that they cannot count on De Blasio's help. After delivering their petition, they had a hard time getting his office to return their calls.
I think that Carroll Gardens has seen through his diversionary measures very quickly. Here is a pro-development politician seemingly protecting a brownstone neighborhood from development, except not. Because he is not going after the developer, but the architect. Unfortunately, he has been able to fool enough people into thinking that he is helping. Its actually pretty brilliant on his part.
Judging by the rumblings in this part of Brooklyn, De Blasio's failure to step up to the job of Councilman for Brownstone Brooklyn, the incredible dysfunction that rules his office as well as his lack of response to problems big or small, may have finally caught up to him.

Press release from De Blasio's office:

New York City Council Member Bill de Blasio
July 16, 2007

DE BLASIO CALLS ON DEPARTMENT OF BUILDINGS TO STOP WORK ON ALL SCARANO
PROJECTS

Brooklyn Councilmember Bill de Blasio will join local elected
officials and community activists to demand that the New York City
Department of Buildings (DOB) stop work on all Robert Scarano projects
while he is under investigation for professional misconduct. Scarano, an
architect with a long history of violating zoning codes, building codes,
and practicing unsafe construction, is currently under investigation by
the State Education Department.
Just recently the DOB approved plans for 360 Smith Street, where Scarano
is the architect. Last month, Councilmember de Blasio joined community
activists demanding that Scarano's license be revoked. De Blasio is
still calling on the State Department of Education to strip Scarano's
architecture license because of his unscrupulous building practices and
repeated violations of the building code. In 2006, the City's buildings
department charged Scarano with violating zoning or building codes on 25
projects in several Brooklyn neighborhoods Robert Scarano.
When: Tuesday, July 17, 2007 at 11a.m
Where: Department of Buildings, 210 Joralemon Street, Brooklyn
Who: Council Member Bill de Blasio, local elected officials, community
activists
Tom Gray
District Director
City Council Member Bill de Blasio
(718) 854-9791
(718) 854-1146 Fax

That little sweetheart deal giving Atlantic Yards Developer "Bad Guy" Ratner even more of our tax-payers money to build his Ratnerville still needs to pass across Governor Spitzer's desk. Surprisingly, Bloomberg was not too pleased about the present form of the 421a Reform and would like to make a few changes. The most important one would be to withdraw the additional $300 million dollar tax incentive for Ratner. Read below:

Mayor Seeks to Reform 421a Reform
New York Observer by Matthew Schuerman
Published: July 12, 2007

The Bloomberg Administration has another favor to ask of the state
Legislature, along with passing congestion pricing: change a law you
just passed on the 421a property tax abatement.
The Mayor was none too pleased with the Legislature' s revision of the
program and even asked Governor Spitzer to veto it. But it turns out Mr.
Spitzer might not have to, because the bill, passed in different
versions by the Senate and the Assembly, has not even made it to the
Governor's desk.
"The position is still that we are negotiating to try to get a better
bill before it goes to the Governor's desk," said Neill Coleman,
spokesman for the city Department of Housing Preservation and
Development. "Then we are looking for a veto. Right now there isn't a
bill before the Governor to veto."
Mr. Coleman said that housing officials were talking with legislators,
including Vito Lopez, the chairman of the Assembly's housing committee.
If the Assembly returns along with the Senate on Monday to vote on
congestion pricing, an amendment could be introduced Friday night to
give it enough time to mature to be eligible for a vote the following
week.
The city wants the Legislature to make three changes: extend the
abatement to government-supported middle-income housing, such as that
planned for Queens West; shrink the so-called exclusion zone; and
retract the $300 million additional tax break that Atlantic Yards, alone
among new developments in Brownstone Brooklyn, would qualify for.
Meanwhile, on Wednesday, two Brooklyn legislators who represent the
Atlantic Yards footprint asked the complex's developer, Forest City
Ratner, to commit to building more low-income condominium units on the
22-acre site, a means to comply with the spirit of the Assembly's bill
even though, technically, it does not really have to.
Assemblywoman Joan Millman, who represents a district directly to the
west of Atlantic Yards, said she would have signed the letter also but
had been on vacation. "This is a developer who has gotten many, many tax
benefits from the city and state," she told The Observer. "This is just
another piece."
However, another area Assemblyman, James Brennan, who has been one of
the more vocal critics of the project, said last week that he did not
object to the paragraph that gave Atlantic Yards special treatment.
That's because current law would have automatically given tax abatements
to all of the Atlantic Yards buildings; it is just that current law that
expires at the end of December. The state legislation renews the program
and, in the process, makes all new apartment buildings in Prospect
Heights, along with much of the rest of the city, ineligible for the
421a abatement unless they include low-income housing on the premises.
"It's not a carve-out," Mr. Brennan told The Observer last week. "The
only thing that happened was that Atlantic Yards got grandfathered in."

Sunday, July 15, 2007




More Carroll Gardeners have come out to visit the Farmers Market on this, its second Sunday. Things were hopping this morning. And though there were still no tomatoes ( which may still not be ripe locally, I was told) there were more fruits. I bought two small baskets of local blueberries and some Bing cherries. And though I could have bought them cheaper at the new fruit stand on Court next to Winn Discount, I am willing to do my bit for local agriculture.
If you were in the market for squash and onions, you sure had your pick of several different shapes and color. I passed. The basil and the red leaf lettuce were more enticing.
So after the second week, I have to say, I may get used to this. It sure is nice to have fresh produce brought almost right to my doorsteps.
It may also become a neighborhood meeting place. Buying my few little things took me over an hour. Some chatting, some politics, some gossip with friends who were all gathered around the few market stalls...and voilà, an hour passed. This is food shopping at a totally new level.


I should be doing so many things, but here I am, munching on the blueberries I just bought at our new fresh market, lazily wasting time browsing the web. And all I got for my trouble is the picture above. I simply must post it here so that I feel just a wee bit productive, sharing it with you, my faithful readers. At least I washed the two bushels of basil with which I will be making pesto for tonight. It smells so incredibly good in my kitchen. So very much like summer.

Just a little aside: there have been quite a few rat sightings in the Carroll Gardens neighborhood. Quite a few have lost their little creepy lives in the last two weeks at the hands of a neighbor across the street. Eek, double eeek...
So maybe I am not wasting my Sunday away at all, but providing the community with very important information. I feel better already. Bluberries anyone?

Saturday, July 14, 2007


Storming Of The Bastille


Tour Eiffel During Bastille Day celebration



How We Do It On Smith

Today is Bastille Day, a national holiday in France. And since there are more and more French living in Cobble Hill and Carroll Gardens, it has become quite a celebration here too. For a few years now, Bar Tabac and a few other french restaurants have organized a very nice little fête between Bergan and Pacific on Smith. Complete with a pétanque (or boulle) court in the middle of Smith Street, great music, dancing in the street and great french food, Brooklynites have become very fond of 'Le quatorze Juillet."
But hold on: this year, the neighborhood celebrate Bastille day on the 15th. Don't ask. The organizers probably were not able to get the permit to close the street on a Saturday. Oh well! So it will be a Brooklyn Bastille Day celebration with a twist.
So have a Pernot and come celebrate. Gauloises and beret optional


From Wikipedia:
Bastille Day is the French national holiday, celebrated on 14 July each year. In France, it is called "Fête Nationale" ("National Holiday"), in official parlance, or more commonly "quatorze juillet" ("14th of July"). It commemorates the 1790 Fête de la Fédération, held on the first anniversary of the storming of the Bastille on 14 July 1789; the storming of the Bastille was seen as a symbol of the uprising of the modern French "nation", and of the reconciliation of all the French inside the constitutional monarchy which preceded the First Republic, during the French Revolution.

Friday, July 13, 2007

The Diddle Diddle Dees

Opus Ditty

It has been a very tumultuous summer in Carroll Park. The message boards and blogs have been buzzing with the latest incident involving unruly teens hassling young parents and their tots.
All this negative publicity is unfortunate for our neighborhood park. So many wonderful things are happening there every day, so much fun for the kiddies.
As a long time member of the Committee To Improve Carroll Park, I would like to remind all Carroll Gardeners that in order to keep the park safe, clean and a jewel of the neighborhood, everyone needs to do their part. Get involved. Donate your time, come out and garden with us.
All those flowers blooming in the flower beds? All those great children's and adult concerts? All those fab movies shown? All those great events have been organized by the Committee.
Its amazing what a handful of people can do... but we need all our neighbors to get involved.
Our wonderful president is moving at the end of the month. Judy Rayner has done incredible things for Carroll Park and for all of the children in the neighborhood. She was the one who has tirelessly organized most of the great events in the last three years. It will be difficult to replace Judy and all she does. But we are hopeful that some of you young parents will help to keep such events as the Summer Children's Concert Series alive.
So how about it! Don't be so down on Carroll Park. Help ensure that the park stays safe for adults, children and teens too. VOLUNTEER!

email: friendsofcarrollpark@yahoo.com


Below is an email from Prez Extraordinaire Judy Rayner:

Part of what makes this neighborhood so special is Carroll Park. It's
the neighborhood gathering place for young and old alike. You can
bring your kids there and be assured you'll find a new playmate or an
old friend. New parents can make connections and old timers can relax
in the shade or play a game of bocce right next to teens playing
basketball.

So much goes into keeping Carroll Park beautiful and vibrant that
people are unaware of. Most people assume that the park is maintained
using your tax dollars. This is not so. While your taxes pay for
basic cleaning and maintenance, that's about it. The remainder of the
work is done and paid for by volunteers from The Committee to Improve
Carroll Park. For instance, we share a gardener with every other park
in the district. That means he's at Carroll Park once every few
weeks. If we relied on him, the park would look as barren as the
Sahara Desert. It's volunteers who do 90% of the gardening, including
planting, weeding and watering. The Parks Department doesn't even
supply the plants and materials. That's all paid for with money we
raise.

Another example: Kathleen runs the recreation program during the
summer and is paid by the Parks Department, but they don't give her
many supplies. Most of the beautiful art projects your kids bring
home are purchased with money raised by The Committee to Improve
Carroll Park, which costs us about $2000 a year!

Why am I telling you all this? I'm not only the president of The
Committee to Improve Carroll Park, but I also run all the children's
programming in the park, including the Kid's Concert Series, It's My
Park Day, the Halloween Carnival and other special events. I plan
them, run them and raise the money for them, pretty much by myself.
I'm not saying this to toot my own horn. I'm saying this because, in
August, I will be moving to Connecticut and there is no one to take
over for me.

I'm looking for volunteers to fill this void. The job is a big one,
but can easily be split between a number of people. For instance,
someone could book the bands for the concert series, another could
raise the money, a third could do the publicity and a fourth could
actually run the events. I'm begging people to come forward, please,
and take on this responsibility. I'm happy to share my knowledge and
resources with you. I'd just hate for all my hard work to be in vain,
because nobody steps up to take over for me.

If this seems like too much of a time commitment, I implore each of
you who use the park to volunteer just 3 hours a year. You can pull
weeds, plant, paint the fences, ask for donations, apply for grants,
buy supplies, put up flyers, send out emails or update our website.
If each of us finds it in our hearts to volunteer just a little time,
Carroll Park will continue to be the amazing neighborhood gathering
place it's always been.

Sincerely,

Judy Rayner, president
The Committee to Improve Carroll Park



Though this particular feature of the blog has not really been living up to its name, I am hereby resuming the "Ugly Dog Of The Week" picture posting. And to make up for the long wait, here are two ugly doglets at once. Only question I have: Who does that to their canine?

Thursday, July 12, 2007



Illustrations by Rotraut Susanne Berner

I got quite a kick out of the little story below. As a German living in New York, I sometimes puzzle over America's double standards: Violence on TV is O.K., female nipples are scandalous. But hey, I have adapted.
It seems that German children can handle being exposed to some flesh, but American kids need to be protected from it at all cost. That is the case being discussed with bemusement in Germany right now in what is called the "Mini-Penis Scandal."
German Children's Book author and graphic artist Rotraud Susanne Berner was tickled to learn that an American publishing house wanted to release her work in the U.S. The problem are her slightly "racy" illustrations, in particular a cute little drawing of a male nude statuette in a museum, complete with tiny little penis. The American publisher wanted the drawing changed. The author/illustrator refused. Rightfully so, I say.
America might be a prudish nation, but freedom to post the little picture with the minuscule penis is a right, so here are the images. What do you think? Too racy for American kids?

From Der Spiegel

THE MINI-PENIS SCANDAL
US Publisher Turns away from Cartoon Nudity

By Franziska Bossy and Elke Schmitter

The drawings are harmless really. But a US publisher has decided not to publish a series by children's book author Rotraut Susanne Berner. The problem? Cartoon breasts and a half-millimeter-long willy.

It is rare that a German book generates any interest in the United States. And children's books are usually completely off the radar. The delight was thus all the greater at the Hildesheimer Gerstenberg publishing house when a query came in from the American children's book purveyor Boyds Mills Press for a series by Rotraut Susanne Berner.

Continue Reading:
Mini-Penis Scandal

Wednesday, July 11, 2007



As I was walking to the Carroll Street subway station yesterday for the first time after my vacation, I realized how truly ugly the entire corner of 2nd Place and Smith Street is. The broken, dented chain-link fence, the trash, the sorry looking trees in their below street level tree pits and of course the bright stuccoed walls of the new Hannah Senesh school. And I won't even mention the parking lot. That said, the monster Scarano building at 360 Smith Street proposed for that particular corner scares me even more. And that is saying a lot.
As the neighborhood is valiantly fighting to keep the building low and in keeping with the brownstone character of Carroll Gardens, I am already envisioning the next mega building that could potentially block the sun directly opposite 360 Smith Street.
Across the Street from the subway station is a two story building currently being used as a car repair shop. The place is pretty much an eyesore. It is covered in pigeon poop and graffiti. It is not a nice place. What is interesting though is that there is a parking lot attached to the property which wraps all around to 3rd Street. The address of the place is 375 Smith Street/ 5 3rd Street and according to records, has been owned by a Jimmy Lee since 1992.
The reason why I bring this up is that potentially, a huge building could be erected on that site too. The building is not in a land marked district and as everyone knows, it will take a while before the neighborhood is down-zoned. Now I don't want to start any rumors. I am not aware of Mr. Lee selling his building, but I am sure that developers would offer him a very nice amount for the lot. It is prime real estate and would be worth even more after the building goes up at 360 Smith. How depressing would it be to have dueling modern buildings at the gateway of a brownstone neighborhood?
We should keep a close watch on this address so that we are not taken off guard when the next developer comes knocking at Carroll Gardens door.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007



I rushed right over to the very new Farmers Market along Carroll Street in Brooklyn on Sunday afternoon. We had just rolled back into town after a two week absence, so it was already 4 Pm by the time I stood in front of the stalls, ready to replenish my empty refrigerator. But it was meager pickings on the first day of the market. Granted, it was the hottest day of summer so far and the merchants were in the process of packing up, but I have to admit that I was just a wee bit disappointed at the prices and the little choice of vegetables. It seems I was not the only one.
I heard from neighbors who visited the market by 9 AM that morning that there were only about 4 or 5 stalls. Price seemed to be the biggest issue with most people. The fact that there was no summer fruit to be had was a sticking point as well. But by far the biggest sin, according to my Italian neighbors, was that the farmers showed up without fresh tomatoes. Gasp!
So here you have it. After waiting for a loooong time for the Farmers Market, the neighborhood was, well, less than overwhelmed by the selection of fruit and veggies.
I know that the organizers are in the process of getting more sellers to come to Carroll Gardens. Lets hope it happens soon, because I certainly will not be able to keep my family fed on what was being sold on this first market day. And I want so badly to give them my business.

Monday, July 9, 2007


Impeach Cheney
Enough vacation. Now it is back to reality. And frankly, there is nothing more real than the continuing corruption in Washington. Truly, my jaw dropped when I heard that President Bush commuted Scooter Libby's prison sentence. But then it dawned on me that it probably was all pre-arranged by Cheney and his ilk.
Scooter takes the fall for Dickie in exchange for a full presidential pardon.
Without such a pardon, Scooter is a dangerous man for this administration. Without a commuted sentence, Scooter would have had plenty of time to think that his loyalty to Cheney may have been misplaced. Sitting in prison does that to people. Feeling betrayed by his former boss, Libby could have had a change of heart and could have spilled all in a book. Maybe he even blackmailed Bush and Cheney to get the commuted sentence...I am just saying...



From: "The Nation Magazine"
Date: July 6, 2007 3:41:37 PM EDT

Subject: Impeach Cheney
Reply-To: "The Nation Magazine"

Dear EmailNation Subscriber,

Dick Cheney has been a destructive force on the checks and balances of American government for more than six years. He has subverted long-standing processes, procedures, protocols and laws to lead us into the tragedy in Iraq, and is now seeking to do the same with Iran. (Both countries, mind you, that he did business with while CEO of Halliburton.)

As the Washington Post's recent four-part series on the most influential and powerful man ever to hold the office of vice president showed, Cheney also usurped his Cabinet colleagues to make himself the dominant voice on tax and spending policy; secretly steered the Bush administration's most important environmental decisions and purposely manipulated the intelligence process to deceive Congress by fabricating a threat of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction to justify the invasion of Iraq.

That's why there's a growing national movement to support H. Res 333, the articles of Impeachment against Dick Cheney. The bill is already endorsed by 14 members of Congress.

Sign the petition calling for the bill's passage, watch a new video by Robert Greenwald's Brave New Films for more evidence of why Cheney deserves immediate impeachment and check out impeachcheney.org for info on the impeachment campaign.

Sunday, July 8, 2007


I apologize to all my readers who checked this little blog in the last few days just to find the same old post. I am on my way back from the beach. I left Surside with a heavy heart yesterday morning and stopped in Baltimore for the night. We had a nice visit to a very overcrowded aquarium and a filling dinner. This morning, heading back to "Beautiful" Brooklyn. So check back for a new post tomorrow. You know I have lots to say about pretty much everything.

Thursday, July 5, 2007




Traffic is a nightmare in Manhattan, but congestion has been a problem in the Outer Boroughs as well. The streets of Brooklyn have become so impassable that simply driving from Carroll Gardens to Brooklyn Heights takes longer than just walking. So yes, we need to find a solution. It makes sense to encourage people to take public transportation. However, I don't think that Mayor Bloomberg's idea of charging people is fair to New York City residents.
Under Bloomberg's plan, cars entering Manhattan below 86th Street between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. weekdays would be charged $8. The problem is that this plan treats New York City residents the same as non-residents. It especially puts an unfair burden on Outer-Borough folks. As a Brooklynite, I feel a bit offended that I pay city taxes but am going to be charged the same as if I lived in New Jersey. According to an article in the Cobble Hill/Carroll Gardens Courier, I am not the only one who dislikes the idea.
I think I may have a better plan... a fairer plan for New Yorkers. If I were Mayor of this city, I would issue a special New York City license plate or sticker. This would accomplish several things:
1) Free passage on the proposed bridges to and from Manhattan for NYC residents
2) Monitor and discourage non-city residents from using our communities as commuter parking lots.
3) Will make it easier to introduce residential parking in certain neighborhoods
4) Discourage New Yorkers from registering and insuring their cars outside of New York City.


Any plan to relieve traffic in our city is better than doing nothing. However, my family and I already take the subway when we go into Manhattan. The few times we take the car, we should not be treated the same as out-of-towners.


Congestion pricing causes Brooklyn schism
By Stephen Witt From The Cobble Hill/Carroll Gardens Courier

The Downtown Brooklyn Council and City Councilmember David Yassky last week endorsed Mayor Bloomberg’s congestion pricing plan.
But elected officials on the other end of the borough continue to give the controversial plan a thumbs-down.
Under Bloomberg’s plan, residents of the outer boroughs would have to pay a fee to drive in some sections of Manhattan during restricted hours.
Initial polls have indicated strong opposition to the plan among Brooklyn residents.

Congestion Pricing Causes Brooklyn Schism

Wednesday, July 4, 2007



It is a glorious day here in Surfside Beach, South Carolina. I feel as though I am moving lazily from the beach to the refrigerator, back to the beach. I just came back from one of these totally over-air conditioned supermarkets to buy some stuff for a BBQ. I feel absolutely suburban down here.
People along the beach have strung up big American flags. There are the occasional Confederate ones mixed in. Very Southern and a bit spooky at times. Spending time down South always reminds me of the fact that I hardly ever come in contact with the real America back in New York. Here, surrounded by locals and vacationers from Ohio, I get a taste of why Bush was elected and re-elected in the first place. I have gotten into several conversations, some political in nature. BIg mistake. Though people are super nice here, politics are better not discussed outside of Metropolitain areas south of Washington. It is quite an education for me.
Have a great 4th, everyone.