How To Bastardize A Brooklyn Rowhouse! A Recipe!

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How to bastardize a Carroll Gardens row house
A Recipe

In order to succeed:
1) You need a developer
2)You also need an architect
3) You need greed, lots of greed. That's the main ingredient, so the more you add to this recipe, the better the result.
4) Also indispensable, a real-estate agent who will peddle the resulting horror.
5) Whatever, you do, do not add any consideration for your neighbors.

Then you:
6) Make the row house stand out from all the other houses on the block.
The best result is achieved by bumping the roof up. If you can get away with it, add some weird two story box that can be seen from blocks away.
7u)Then, get rid of the stoop, dig up the garden and add a main entrance right onto the basement level.


Voilà, your very own bastardized townhouse.
Now, wasn't that easy?


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